Sunday, 27 March 2016

AMAZING GRACE

What’s going through your mind? Wondering if I am a Christian? What do I know about grace right?  Lol. Interestingly, I am an ardent Christian and I don’t plan on porting. Okay, let me tell you a little about grace especially now Easter is here. I have seen so many definitions and acronyms of ‘grace’ but the one that got to me is the understanding of grace I got during my quiet time.

HAPPY EASTER TO YOU!

Easter signifies renewed life. I pray you and your family experience a renewed life, love and joy from this day on. May the spirit of God fill your homes and cause you to see the wonderful blessings of God this Easter and forever.

I wish you the happiest Easter ever.


God bless you!

Thursday, 24 March 2016

7 SIGNS THAT HE IS AFTER YOUR BOOTY

I have made this very short and easy to read.

A man who values you will rather seek your friendship instead of placing calls to your booty.

Save yourself the heart-break. Don’t expect love from a player.

The dude ain’t taking you serious if you notice the following;

  • ·         Enjoys complimenting your looks; paying special attention to your curve, ass and boobs.
  • ·         Every conversation with him turns flirty and sexual even when you try to change the topic.
  • ·         Buys you sexy things like pants, lingerie or sex toys.
  • ·         Never takes you to his friends, family, colleagues or business associates
  • ·         He doesn’t really like going on dates with you…only sees you indoors.
  • ·         Any moment with you, he plugs and play…I mean hit the bed. Not ready to spend time with you.
  • ·         He gets too busy or not really interested when you want to discuss serious matters.



Please don’t ignore these signs. When he places the call, hang up. You are too precious to be used as rags.

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

USE WHAT YOU HAVE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT

                                                              
You have it! Yes you…you! What’s going through your mind? You’re wondering what she is going to write about this time right? Got you there! Use that thing you have. ‘’You have all it takes’’ says Bishop TD Jakes.
It was during one of our Review Sessions…the ‘shredding’ session where managers use their mouths (words) to tear off your clothes…most dreaded session. One of the managers told me ‘’you have to use what you have to get what you want’’. I have never liked that word because of how most ladies use it especially in movies. It translates most time to the bed. Years later, I had to do a lot of thinking and I found out that I can actually get what I want by using what I have. That is, in a totally different way from what I had perceived it to be. What do I really have? And what do I really want? See what I made out of it.

Friday, 18 March 2016

First Lady of Kebbi State adopts mad woman’s daughter

Dr. Mrs. Zainab Abubakar Atiku Bagudu, the first lady of Kebbi State, recently adopted the daughter of a mad woman roaming the streets. She has changed the girls name from Saddiqa Bako to Saddiqa Abubakar Atiku Bagudu while the mentally challenged woman has been taken to the hospital to get medical attention.


She has a heart of gold!

The Braless party

                                                   

Mr. Musiliu Akinsanya, a.k.a Mc Oluomo, the Head of NURTW (Nigerian Union of Road Transport Workers) Lagos Chapter, marked his birthday on March 14, 2016. This was celebrated at The Place Night Club, Ikeja. The birthday party was themed ‘Braless Party’ as female attendees were instructed to come without their bras on. Someone said it is because of the excessive heat in Naija.

Was his daughter there too?
Where is our sanity and decorum?
Let’s organize ‘no boxers’ party for the men and see how many will turn out. You will be shocked that none will show up so why do this to yourselves? Why allow yourselves to be used as public toilets?

Quite shameful!                                                         

Woman wanted to sell her children for N30, 000 each

During a crusade held in calabar, Dr Chris Okafor a.k.a Oracle, prophesied that there was a woman in the congregation who was offered N30, 000 each for her two children and was concluding plans to sell them to raise money to start a trade. While Dr. Okafor was still talking, the woman ran out to him and affirmed his prophecy. On seeing this, he knew that this was not a matter of binding and casting…he gave her N100, 000 and told her count if it is complete.


Na wa o! What is this world turning into? Mothers are now forsaking their children. So if not for the crusade, she would have sold them?

PEARLDIVA: MEET THIS SOUL-LIFTING GOSPEL ARTISTE-ROSEMARY

The first time I listened to this lady sing, I was ‘wowed’ by her spell-binding vocals. Her voice is so unique, captivating and carries so much power. The adorable worship leader is from a background of vocalists and says she gets her inspiration from the Holy Spirit during her moments of worship. 
In one year, Rosemary has made global hit which she confirmed in this interview that ‘’when God calls you, He announces you’’.

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

TAKING CARE OF YOUR MAN IS NOT OLD FASHIONED!

This new age thing is gradually throwing the lady in us to the wind. It’s easy to allow demands on our time and energy to rub us of the joy and pleasure of a beautiful relationship. If the man is the head then the woman is the neck to give him balance and control. There is absolutely nothing wrong in being there for your man. It does not make you less of a woman instead it shows how much you value him and this makes him feel loved and appreciated. Whether you are a stay at home or a working woman, you can take care of your man and this involves physically, sexually and emotionally. Nurture him…no one is saying you should take the place of his mother just act like her. Lol. The annoying part is that most men won’t tell you what they want. They assume the woman should know what they want and this makes it pretty difficult for women. Look for ways to make him happy.

JENNY TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE SHRIMP COCONUT RICE

Since the first time I tasted this delicacy, it has not left my mind. I tried to prepare it for myself and it didn’t come out the way I tasted it. I have been searching for easy way out. This time I got it. Thanks to Jenny…she taught me how to prepare the shrimp coconut rice. Let me not be stingy with what I learnt… I will share it with you.

Monday, 14 March 2016

CONDOMS ARE STILL VERY EFFECTIVE...


I have started again. I have not yet recovered from the controversies of ‘’the tighter the sweeter’’…now condom. What about condom? I felt I should share some naked truths about condoms after studying condomology. lol. Complaints such as ‘’ it’s not sweet with condom’’, ‘’Condom itches me’’, ‘’ I used a condom and still got pregnant’’, ‘’ the condom failed me’’, ‘’I caught STI even when I used a condom’’, ‘’ My partner does not like condom’’, ‘’I like it skin to skin’’ are among the million things I have heard about the ineffectiveness of condom and this led to my recent study. The increase in STIs and STDs as well unintended pregnancies calls for worries. Where are they really missing it?

So let us talk about condom…it’s not a sin to talk about it.

Thursday, 10 March 2016

7 SAFETY TIPS FOR YOUR CARDS

…but he is a pastor ‘Rosemary lamented’. She has just called me from the UK for her account balance. I told her the balance but she argued and told me what it should be. I ran through her account statement and gave her the breakdown of transactions from the last time she was in Nigeria till that date. I noticed that there were numerous ATM debit transactions just the week before she called me and she was already in the UK. Is your ATM card with you? ‘I asked’. She said no and that it’s with her pastor who she instructed to withdraw money monthly for her mother’s upkeep. But the pastor saw it as God’s blessing and decided to use it for his daily upkeep. The rest of the story is to be told in another edition. You can never trust anyone when it comes to matters like this. This goes a long way to tell us that fraud is an ever-growing problem and it is to our best interest to take necessary precautions. To help reduce the risk of fraud and theft, here are few safety tips:

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

6 MUST HAVE HERBS!

Herbs and spices bring food to life. They take a simple ordinary food to a whole new level and they have been used by civilization for thousands of years. Over time (with lots of experiment and concoction, lol) I have come to learn that most of these herbs are not only for cooking but also as natural preservatives and remedies for some common illnesses...I'm talking tested and trusted remedies here. From cough, cold, indigestion to sore throat and many others.
 It doesn't even matter if the herbs are fresh or dried neither does it matter whether you grow them in your kitchen or picked them off the shelf in supermarkets. You just gotta have some herbs in your kitchen!
I just love the swiveling and swirling of aromas in my kitchen and I've settled for at least 6 herbs that are a must have.

THYME
This is one of the versatile and varied herbs. It is a good source of vitamin A which is beneficial to the health of the eye, skin, hair and nail. It is also anti-inflammatory, antiseptic and antibiotic. Thyme pairs well with other herbs to add complexity to their individual flavours. You can add thyme to your jollof rice, stew, meats and tomato sauces. Thyme infused tea is an effective remedy against sore throat, cold and cough. As a topical treatment; use thyme oil to help soothe and heal acne, eczema and psoriasis (a skin disease that causes itchy or sore patches of thick, red skin with silvery scales). Rinse your scalp with thyme infused in water to treat dandruff and other scalp conditions which may cause hair loss.  Thyme can be used either fresh or dried.


TIPS!! Sometimes when I want the thyme aroma in my peppersoup, I tie some of it into a clean pouch (cheese cloth pouch) drop it in the boiling pot. That way I can have some thyme taste and aroma without the leaves swimming visibly in the dish.

PARSLEY
I just love the taste and aroma of this herb; it is also beautiful when used as garnish.
Parsley is a natural anti-bacterial, powerful anti-inflammatory and antioxidant. It is used in salads as a main ingredient or light dressing. When dried, it is very good in soups and stews.
Parsley is great for digestion and detoxification. It can bolster immune system and neutralize bad breath. Free to chew on some parsley!


PS!!!  Pregnant women should eat parsley in moderation or simply stay away from it as it is known to induce uterine contraction and cause miscarriage in some cases.

CURRY
This is very popular in Nigeria. Curry leaves are found almost everywhere. Curry-whether the leaves or powder have great health benefits.  I add it to almost every dish even noodles (story for another day). Curry powder is a mixture of herbs like coriander seed, cumin, turmeric, chilli, mustard, ginger etc. It is used for stew, soups (I love it in my vegetable soup!), beans, homemade curry sauces and meat.

Since curry is a mixture of many herbs, I'll just talk about the benefit of the coriander in it. Coriander leaves can be found in most vegetable markets or supermarkets. Coriander is another herb that is very popular for its anti-inflammatory properties. It may also be used in treating muscle pain, headaches and stiffness.


This herb is an excellent source of iron and phytonutrients. It protects the body against urinary tract infections, prevents nausea, lowers blood sugar levels and aids in digestion. Coriander juice is beneficial in treating dysentery. When mixed with pinch of turmeric powder, it serves as a powerful remedy against blackheads and pimples.

TIPS!!! For a more dramatic curry aroma, add a dash of it to your heated oil before the onions.

GINGER
This is just oooh so awesome! It is a more delicious replacement for artificial flavouring. Add ginger to your stew, soup, homemade juice and all tomato dishes for some aromatic addiction...it turns up the bass in food. Lol.
It is a good source of antioxidant and an effective soothing remedy for cold, cough and sore throat. It never disappoints!


TIPS!!!  Try adding ginger, lemon and a little sugar, serve chilled as a very refreshing summer drink. I also add a dash of ginger to all my homemade fruit juice even to smoothies!


MINT
This is another replacement for artificial flavouring. You can add it to sauces, jollof rice. (I've tried it) pepper soup (especially peppermint) and of course tea!
Mint is an excellent deterrent for many kinds of pest including, rodents, ants and spiders.
Mint tea helps clear sinus congestion, soothes a headache, relaxes the muscle and help the body system stay alert without feeling wound up. The natural oil in mint aids digestion and relieves menstrual cramps


TIPS!  Try adding honey to mint infused
Tea for a clearer airway!

ROSEMARY
Add fresh or dried rosemary leaves to fish, chicken, goat meat and lamb. It also complements beans and sautéed mushroom.
It soothes indigestion, neutralizes bad breath and relieves muscle pains.
Rosemary oil or herb infused water helps to clear up dandruff, promotes hair growth and relieves skin irritation. The aroma of rosemary can help clear the mind and relieve everyday stress


TIPS!!! Sometimes I use it in place of thyme and other times I use them together




                                                                                                    Patience Jonathan

Sunday, 6 March 2016

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO EVERY MUM!


Today, I celebrate every mum-whether single, divorced, expecting or foster mum. Mothers are women specially created by God to bring love, joy and happiness to our world. May we all live to enjoy the great rewards of our labours and sacrifices.

Happy mothers day!